Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Movie News

Holes
(Shia LaBeouf, Jon Voight, Sigourney Weaver) 2003: 84%

The Bourne Supremacy
(Matt Damon, Julia Stiles) 2004: 71%

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
(Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., Glenn Strange) 1948: 65%

Shadow of a Doubt
(Joseph Cotten, Teresa Wright, Hume Cronyn) 1943: 96%

Reading News

Orion
Ben Bova
77%

Treasure Box
Orson Scott Card
80%

Dead Girls Don’t Write Letters
Gail Giles
61%

The Golden Apples of the Sun
Ray Bradbury
78%

The Stranger
Albert Camus
82%

The Eye
Vladimir Nabokov
64%

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Giles Family Reunion
7-26-04 – 7-31-04


Alright, enough procrastination, it’s time to release this beast of a post. Prepare yourself for a chronicle of Biblical proportions (long lists of names, miraculous happenings, and sightings of prophets. Well, maybe not that last one). This is probably terribly dull to read, since it involves so many people and places, but hopefully the photos will be entertaining. (Note: Giles is my Mom's side of the family. I hope you didn't need a note to realize that, hehe...)

Monday
We set off for Estes Park at 9:00 AM. I rode in our van with my Dad, Joe, Tanner and Hannah. My uncle Chuck, aunt Mary, Elizabeth, Megan, and Regis rode in the Sequoia, and my Mom and Granddad rode in his truck. We met up with my uncle Jimmy and aunt Gail at a rather crappy restaurant in Estes Park. It was great to see both of them, because the last time I saw them I was about seven years old. The waitress was awfully rude, but it was humorous to watch. For example, when she brought our drinks, Joe tasted his and noticed that it was a Diet Dr. Pepper instead of a regular. He said, “Excuse me, but I ordered a regular Dr. Pepper, and this is diet,” the lady frowned at him and said, “You ordered diet.” She walked away. Later she brought him a regular Dr. Pepper, but repeated, “You ordered diet.” My cousin Regis asked the waitress for a straw, and she pointed to the far side of the table and said, “it should be over there.” When Regis turned her head, the waitress tossed a straw in front of her. I have no idea what the point of that infantile trick was, because everyone at the table except Regis saw what she did. Joe and I both ordered nachos, but mine tasted like dog pee, so I didn’t eat much (and no, I have not tasted dog pee before, but I bet it tastes like those nachos). After our abysmal lunch, we drove up a mountain road to our cabins. The location was perfect: in a canyon right next to a river. The scenery was stunning.


El rio


The cabins


Hannah and Regis enjoyed chasing squirrels and chipmunks around. They were in a constant state of awe since they are from Miami and rarely leave the big city. The rest of the afternoon we settled into our cabins and went fishing on the river. We spent a few hours out there with the sun and mosquitoes, but we didn’t catch anything.


Uncle Chuck fishing

I almost caught “something”: I spotted a fish riding the current right by the bridge, and I tried for a good twenty minutes to snag him. I couldn’t understand why he wouldn’t bite; I used three types of bait, two sizes of hooks, I dangled the bait right in front of his nose, and I let the current carry it past him. Uncle Chuck came over after I expressed my irritation at the stupid fish, and he said, “That’s a plastic bag!” I didn’t believe him (or rather, my pride did not allow me to believe him), so I went down to the water to check it out. Sure enough, it was part of a plastic bag. I decided that I had had enough fishing for one day.


Joe and Tanner

I talked to my aunt Gail for awhile. She’s a very interesting person, and we have much in common (we like the same movies, books, etc.). She has published multiple novels in the last few years, and she gave us signed copies of her latest book. Chuck and I talked to uncle Jimmy about our fourteener fixation, and he told us that in his state of Alaska they don’t even name fourteeners.

Tuesday
My uncle Chuck, my Dad, Tanner, Megan, Regis and I woke up at 4:30 AM, ate a quick breakfast, then left for Gray’s and Torrey’s Peaks. Everyone who didn’t go with us went to Rocky Mountain National Forest to do some high-altitude sight-seeing along the continental divide. The drive from Estes Park to I-70 took us along a scenic route through Boulder. When we arrived at the Stephen’s Gulch road, we discovered that part of the dirt road was terribly washed out and impassible. We had to walk an extra 1.5 miles just to get to the trailhead (talk about feeling demoralized).


Cabin near the Stephen's Gulch trail

After literally five minutes of walking, Megan had to stop because she was beginning to get a blister on her ankle. I tossed her an extra pair of super-thick hiking socks, and she put them on over her other socks. I knew that I was in for a long day when we had to stop a few times to rest even before we were on the trail. We started by letting the slower people set the pace (i.e. Regis, Megan, Chuck, and my Dad), but soon Tanner and I were so frustrated by their sluggishness that we assumed the lead. When we arrived at the trailhead, Regis looked like she was ready to collapse. For the second time that day I realized that it would be a very long day, indeed. We hiked for two more miles when uncle Chuck noticed that the barometric pressure didn’t look good and clouds were forming on the peaks. He said that we needed to turn back.


Dad with Gray's & Torrey's on the horizon


Rest break

I was so frustrated, especially because it was only 10:30 AM. The weather shouldn’t have been so bad that early! So, we had to turn back. Later we met a few ladies on the road who had gone on a little farther than us. They said that at about 11 AM it began to thunder and snow heavily. I guess it was a good thing that we turned back, but I was still disappointed. Regis really couldn’t understand how I could have possibly been upset, and she made fun of me (and that really didn’t help my mood). For the second time in one month, my trip up Gray’s and Torrey’s was thwarted by unforeseen circumstances.


Gray's (left) & Torrey's (right) Peaks

Wednesday
Everyone except aunt Mary, my Mom, and aunt Gail and uncle Jimmy went rafting. We split up into two groups: the “taste of whitewater” group (the easy trip), and the “blast of whitewater” group (the harder trip). I was in the latter group, of course, along with Joe, Tanner, and my Dad. The rafting was a bit disappointing, actually. Last year we went on the Royal Gorge route on the Arkansas river when it was running at over 3,500 CFS and it was simply amazing. The Cache la Poudre river was only running at 500 CFS, so it was much slower and rockier (and therefore more technically challenging and hazardous). It was also less fun. Joe, Tanner, my Dad and I shared our raft with a man from Kansas City and his 13 year old son (and the guide, of course). As seasoned whitewater veterans, Joe, my Dad and I were comfortable with rowing in synch with each other, and Tanner caught on quick. The Kansas guys, though, were horrendous. My Dad and I were in the very front with the Kansas dad behind me and his son behind my Dad. The dad kept smacking me with his oar every time he would paddle! And to make matters worse, he simply could not row in synch with us. His son was much worse. Even the guide pointed out that he was “doing more splashing than paddling.” We basically had two useless companions, and on a few class four runs they actually screwed us up a bit; we needed all the power we could get to circumvent a couple of nasty whirlpools, but they couldn’t help at all, so we had a few scares when the guide kept screaming, “Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!” and we weren’t moving at all. The rapids were not as frightening as the Royal Gorge, though, since the water wasn’t running as fast. The guide did let us know that the consequences of falling out of the raft were much more severe with the low water level. The highlight of the trip was at the end of the day. We came to a slower, less rocky bend in the river and saw numerous rafts on the shore, including our family who went on the “taste of whitewater” trip. As we sailed a little further, I spotted my cousin Regis in the middle of the river with only her head above the water. She zoomed past us, and I yelled to my Dad. We both began to panic. Why wasn’t anyone trying to rescue her?! Seconds later Megan swam by, laughing. We soon figured out that this was an area of the river where the guides allowed swimming. The river became very shallow, so there was little chance of getting swept away. Joe, Tanner, and I hopped out of our raft and waded upstream to a small rapid. It was so much fun to jump into the current and let it carry us down the river! We did it a few times, then got back into the raft and went downriver.

When we returned to our cabin, we went fishing, caught nothing, but saw a group of female elk drinking at the river.


A crazy game of poker (uncle Chuck, Granddad, uncle Jimmy)


Tanner and Joe do . . . nothing


Thursday
I actually had a chance to rest today. I woke up a little after 8:00 AM, packed all my crap, took fifty-seven-thousand farewell photos with my relatives, loaded up our van, and left Estes Park. We ate at Applebee’s in Boulder, and our waitress was cute. In the evening everyone except me went to the Flying W Ranch, and I stayed home and prepared for the Mount of the Holy Cross trip the next day.


The kids


The adults

Friday and Saturday
My Dad and I met uncle Chuck at his hotel at 6:30 AM, ate a breakfast of greasy sausages, and rushed off to Golden. We met Josh Dorr and his friend Mike outside of Josh’s house at 8:00 AM, shoved all of their gear into our van, and raced off. The trailhead was only accessible by way of an 8.9 mile dirt road. 8.9 miles on a dirt road takes a very long time, especially in a two-wheel-drive vehicle. Every few miles we encountered a vehicle coming the opposite direction, and we (or the other vehicle) had to pull as close to the edge as possible or back up to a wider spot. I’ve been on much more dangerous mountain roads (Nebaj, namely), but it still was not an enjoyable drive. When we hit the trail, we had only gone about one-tenth of a mile when my Dad and my uncle began to lag behind. They told me, Josh, and Mike to head on to the campsite and meet them later.


Josh and Mike study the map


Trail to the campsite

The three of us hiked on, and after awhile reached the campsites. I was greatly impressed by the camp location: right next to a large stream with a perfect view of Mount of the Holy Cross looming above the trees like an angry Catholic schoolmaster promising to spank us. We set up camp and waited about an hour for my Dad and my uncle to arrive. As we waited, Josh and Mike ate some sandwiches, but I had forgotten to pack anything for lunch. I ate a power bar.


My lovely tent

It began to rain soon after my Dad and uncle arrived, so we helped them set up their tents. After a few minutes of light rain, it began to sleet. We all had water-proof jackets, so we stayed dry, but I had to rush over to my tent every few minutes to clear away the sleet so it didn’t collapse through the roof. When the sky cleared up, the mosquitoes came out en masse. Josh and Mike decided to scout the trail a little, and Dad, Chuck, and I went fishing. We spent a few hours, but once again we did not catch anything (although we did see a few beautiful rainbow trout). I explored the area a bit and discovered a waterfall to the south of our camp. It looked like a superb fishing location, what with the deep water at the base of the falls and the innumerable swirling pools near the bank. But alas, it was not a good place. I believe that our bait was to blame, actually. If we had used live bait or flies instead of canned synth-crap, our luck would have improved.


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Chuck fishing

We returned to camp and ate some beef stroganoff (my first freeze-dried backpacking food experience). My Dad accidentally spilled a third of his share next to my tent. He kicked at it a little, then left it. I quickly reminded him that I didn’t want any bears sniffing around my tent in the night, so he scooped it up and tossed it into the bushes a few yards away. After dinner, we still had a few hours of light left, and we were all a little bored. Chuck pulled out a tiny deck of playing cards, and we played poker for pine cones. He showed us a few cool games, and we enjoyed the diversion.


Pinecone poker

As we played, my Dad spotted a large snowshoe hare hopping into our camp. I was amazed at its bravado, because I was able to get to within ten feet to take its picture. Everyone began to joke that we hoped the rabbit would be our only visitor, but a couple minutes later a fox wandered into our camp. It ran right over to my tent and sniffed around (doubtlessly searching for the spilled stroganoff. Thanks Dad), then it wandered over to my Dad’s tent. When it left, we began to wonder who our next visitor might be. A mountain lion? A bear? But the fox was the last large animal that we saw (although my Dad swears he heard snapping twigs near his tent in the night). It began to rain, and we all retired to our tents. I fell asleep to the sound of rain tapping the rain fly over my head.


Rabbit! Rabbit!


Fox by my tent

We awoke at 5 AM and it was still completely dark. I didn’t bring my flashlight (I only own a 14 pound Maglight), so I stumbled to my Dad’s tent and borrowed his. When everyone was out of their tents, we had breakfast. My Dad added too much water to our freeze-dried bacon and eggs, and I was afraid that I would throw up if I finished the whole pouch, so I sealed it up and tossed it into our trash bag. We set off, once again leaving Dad and Chuck behind. I realized after a little while that the murderous pace set by Mike and Josh would soon exhaust me completely, and I also felt bad leaving the old guys behind, so I told Josh and Mike to go on without me. Dad and Chuck met up with me on the trail a little later, and we continued on. The trail wasn’t too bad at first, but it was pretty steep. After awhile we reached my favorite part of the whole trip: a vast class 2 boulder field. I found hiking over the rocks to be much more fun than hiking on the trail, but after hours and hours it began to grow old.


Dad and Chuck



Holy Cross summit 'peaks' over boulder field (no pun intended, I swear)


A bit of snow

We met Josh and Mike on their way down from the summit, and they said from the point we were at that it didn’t take them very long to reach the summit. Well, it took us quite awhile. I found the last stretch to be the hardest part of the trail. It was the roughest terrain and very steep elevation gain. I made it to the top first, then my Dad, then Chuck. The view was astounding. A couple of guys were actually smoking nearby, and I’m not sure if that was wise; inhaling cigarette smoke at 14,005 feet may not be the best idea. After we took some photos, we began the journey back.


Andy on the summit

It went quickly and smoothly (compared to the ascent). The only difficult part was when we noticed storm clouds rolling in and we still had most of the boulder field to traverse. We lost the trail at one point and couldn’t spot any cairns, so my Dad went to the east to scout out a good path. He went over a pile of rocks, so we couldn’t see him for a few minutes. Chuck began to freak out about the clouds (he seemed to be extremely afraid of lightning, but with good reason). He decided that we should just trail-blaze down to the treeline as fast as possible, so we both started shouting for my Dad. The wind was so strong that we could barely even hear each other, much less my Dad, so I ran off to find him. I climbed over some rocks and saw him sitting peacefully by a cairn eating a power bar. I called to Chuck, and we managed to find the trail again and soon we were back in the treeline. We made it back to camp, where Josh and Mike had been resting for the past two or three hours. Around that time I began to feel very tired, but we had to immediately pack up our tents and set off again. I was afraid for my Dad and Chuck, because they were even more tired than I was. The trail back to our van was arduous because we had to climb out of the valley to a pass, then we had to go back down again. They started doing something that really slowed us down more: my Dad would walk fifty paces then stop and rest, then Chuck would catch up with him, rest, then repeat. This leapfrog method probably added an hour to our return trip. I walked far ahead of them and sat under the shade of a pine tree for thirty minutes and regained my strength. Josh and Mike arrived at the parking lot about an hour ahead of us, where they waited patiently and did not curse our slow pace even once.


Mount of the Holy Cross

We dropped Josh and Mike off in Golden. For dinner we ate at Traildust in Denver. It was entertaining because the three of us looked awful: I hadn’t shaved in a week, we were covered with dust and mud, we were sunburned, and our clothes smelled and looked disgusting. We had never been there, but Josh recommended it highly. I ordered a porterhouse steak and extra-tall mug of Coors, and Chuck ordered the same. When I return to civilization after a trip of this sort, all I can think of is meat, and I ate far more than necessary that night.

I’m relieved that the reunion is over now, but it was a lot of fun. Back to reality (sigh).

Saturday, August 21, 2004

Eloquent Justification

"Don't you ever get tired of it?" asked Vanya. "I started keeping a diary several times but always dropped it. And when I read it over I was always ashamed of what I had put down."

"Oh, no," said Roman Bodganovich. "If you do it thoroughly and regularly you get a good feeling, a feeling of self-preservation, so to speak--you preserve your entire life, and, in later years, rereading it, you may find it not devoid of fascination . . . And one day when Roman Bodganovich is very old, Roman Bodganovich will sit down at his desk and start rereading his life. That's who I'm writing for--for the future old man with the Santa-Claus beard. And if I find that my life has been rich and worth while, then I shall leave this memoir as a lesson for posterity."

"And if it is all nonsense?" asked Vanya.

"What is nonsense to one may have sense for another," replied Roman Bodganovich rather sourly.

-- Vladimir Nabokov, The Eye

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

That's Two More Down . . .

Yesterday afternoon my Dad and I returned from a successful trip up Gray's and Torrey's Peaks. As I've mentioned before, we attempted these fourteeners two times already this summer, so I am relieved that we were successful at last. I'll be sure to post a few photos soon, once I have some spare time to breathe (i.e. Christmas break, but hopefully sooner). Wow, I still need to post some photos from our Mount of the Holy Cross trip . . .

In other fourteener news: my Dad met a guy last week in Westcliffe who owns a few cabins near Humboldt Peak, as well as his own trail. He offered to let us stay in the cabin sometime when we want to climb Humboldt. I told my uncle Chuck about it on the phone this morning, and he was extremely excited (since Humboldt is in the southern Sangre de Cristo range, he has a shorter drive from Texas) .

Yet more fourteener news: Culebra Peak, once on the private land of an ex-Enron executive, recently re-opened to the public. In the past, only a few people were allowed to climb the peak every year (and only after paying a fee).
Life in a Covenant Community (i.e. Nazi regime)

Our new house in Pine Creek is part of a "covenant community," which basically allows a group called the Architectural Review Board to make all kinds of silly rules that we must obey. We spent a disgusting amount of money to have our yard landscaped (the landscaping company made our backyard more level, added grass, shrubs, trees, rocks, sprinkler system, built a fence, etc.). The plan was approved by the Architectural Review Board before the first patch of sod was laid, so we figured that everything would be fine. Guess what?

Today a guy stopped by to make sure that we followed our original plan, and as it turns out, we have a few major problems with our landscaping. First, our back fence is supposed to slope downward and not rise above the back wall. Second, a few trees are too close to our property line, so they will need to be relocated a few feet. The mistake that will be the most difficult to fix is that our breeze path is one foot too close to our property boundary line. If you've ever seen a breeze path, you'll know why it will prove challenging to move. Once the path has been moved, we'll have to plant new grass where part of the path used to be. Twelve inches . . . many hours of labor. As far as I know, the landscaping company will have to return and fix all of these problems at no additional cost to us. I know that the point of a covenant community is to keep property values high, but this implacable legalism is incredible.

Friday, August 13, 2004

Of Jeeps and Medical Insurance

Today was quite good. For one thing, I'm excited because I'll have Saturday, Sunday, and Monday off of work! On Sunday and Monday my Dad and I will attempt Gray's and Torrey's Peaks for the third time this summer. We'll go up to the trailhead Sunday evening with a friend of my Dad's, camp, then wake up early and summit on Monday morning. And even if there's a blizzard replete with lightning and earthquakes, I will summit this time. Well . . . maybe not. After all, as my uncle Chuck said after our last attempt a few weeks ago, "If we're going to die on a fourteener, it had better not be one of the easiest ones."

My Dad and I went over to our pastor's house to check out a vehicle that his son Marcus has for sale. It's a 2000 Jeep Cherokee Freedom, a limited edition 4x4 only sold in Colorado (so I've heard, but you know how those gimmicks go). Marcus has spent $8,000 over the years adding all kinds of extra features for off-roading, such as freakin' huge tires & shocks, engine modifications, and dozens of other things that I had a little trouble following during his explanations (I'm not especially knowledgeable about cars). We took it for a test drive, and it was completely different from any vehicle I have ever driven (in a good, if moderately frightening way). It is so powerful that, as my Dad put it, it seems like a sentient creature whose one desire is to climb a mountain. Not a bad description. We're going to take it to a mechanic tomorrow and let him check it out.

On the way home, we stopped by Walgreens to pick up one of Joe's prescriptions. It cost $35 for a one month supply, but my Mom had told us on the phone earlier that it would be $10. My Dad questioned the pharmacist, and she said that the price for the pills before our insurance is actually $750. Wow. We didn't complain. Thank God for insurance!


Monday, August 09, 2004

Confessions of a Hopeless Addict

I recently visited a psychiatrist, Dr. Evard Polsai-Junglund, to help me resolve some issues that have inhibited my daily life since I was a kid. Normally, I’m very skeptical of doctors of all types, but I knew I needed help, so I gave it a shot. The session was the best thing I’ve done in years. For the first time, I was able to openly discuss my problem with someone. I’ve tried to hide it for so many years, but I realize that the time to hide is over. I must proudly stand and say, “Yes, I am an addict. Yes, it is a problem. Yes, I need help.”

Session transcript:

Dr: So I hear you’ve been having trouble sleeping, is that right?
Andy: Yes, a little, I guess. Only when I’m at home.
Dr: Do you have problems at home?
Andy: Well, not really problems. I guess when I’m at home I tend to give in to my addiction more.
Dr: I see. So this “addiction” you mentioned, does it keep you from sleeping well?
Andy: Yes.
Dr: Give me a brief history of this addiction.
Andy: Okay. When I was twelve, my Dad bought us an Apple Macintosh. I had used Macs at school often, so I was sort of the family expert.
Dr: I see, and did that cause tension?
Andy: Tension?
Dr: Between you and your family members.
Andy: I thought you wanted to know the history of my addiction.
Dr: Of course, please continue.
Andy: At first I was happy just to have a home computer. I played around a lot with the paint program, text editors, little things like that. Everyone in my family enjoyed the novelty of owning a computer.
Dr: So this began to conflict with your self-perceived notions of technical superiority?
Andy: What the heck are you talking about? Will you just let me talk for one second?
Dr. Yes, as you were saying?
Andy: After a month or so, I bought my first game: Star Wars: Rebel Assault. It wasn’t that great of a game, but I played it and played it until I memorized every scrap of dialog and could close my eyes and picture the rocky surface of every asteroid. Even my brother got hooked.
Dr: Most unusual.
Andy: That’s nothing, yet. I soon bought all of the LucasArts games I could save up for: Day of the Tentacle, Dark Forces, the Dig, X-Wing, TIE Fighter and a dozen others. I pulled weeds in our backyard for my Dad for months for two dollars an hour until I could buy those games. I needed them . . . I had to have them.
Dr: Pitiful. What happened next?
Andy: One day . . . one, very fateful day . . . I bought a copy of Bungie Software’s Marathon.
Dr: Dear God!
Andy: I know, I know . . . I should have stayed away. I should have said no, but the box . . . it was blue, and it had a cool design . . . the logo . . . so pretty.
Dr: Moses, save us!
Andy: I played it until my eyes burned . . . and at times it felt so wrong. . . I knew that I was fighting vicious aliens, I knew I was a good guy, but . . . all that death. And then I saw one of the human crewmembers, a BOB (born-on-board) die . . .An innocent guy.
Dr: The trauma you have suffered is severe.
Andy: I wanted to return the game to the computer store. I wanted to stop, but it was so much fun. In a few days I was completely desensitized. . . and it was . . . pretty.
Dr: You sick, sick—
Andy: I beat the game, and I bought Marathon 2: Durandal and Marathon: Infinity. With Infinity, I was able to create my own maps, create my own weapons, enemies.
Dr: Infinity, a suitable name.
Andy: I began to push away the outside world . . . when I was at school, I drew pictures of aliens from the games . . . I drew schematics for maps . . . I subscribed to MacAddict magazine. But then one day our Mac died, and I felt like . . . I felt like I had lost a brother, or a good friend.
Dr: I can see how that must have hurt you.
Andy: Doctor, I . . . I can’t explain . . . I . . .
Dr: Stop crying, right now. Seriously.
Andy: My parents bought a PC . . . the enemy . . . the bad . . . . evil . . . Bill Gates . . . I thought that maybe it wouldn’t be so bad, since PCs have more games.
Dr: I’m beginning to understand how your mind works.
Andy: What?
Dr: You’re a regular textbook case 11827-AR14
Andy: I see. Um, thanks. Anyway, in a few months I was so used to our PC that I hardly thought about our old Mac anymore. Just like when you have a pet frog that dies and you get a new one. A few years passed, and I was finally recovering. But then I stumbled onto the Bungie website and saw a few Marathon screenshots. Suddenly all my Marathon memories rushed back . . . Smells Like Napalm, Tastes Like Chicken! G4 Sunbathing! Ingue Ferroque! Colony Ship for Sale, Cheap! BOB-B-Q! Blaspheme Quarantine! Reverof Nohtaram! Tycho! Leela! Durandal! See ya starside! They’re everywhere! . . . I couldn’t stop the memories . . . I had to experience it all again, or I knew I would die.
Dr: Frightening.
Andy: I looked all over the internet for a couple of months for used Macs, and I bought a Power Mac 5500/225 for $80, as well as a copy of the Marathon trilogy. The . . . addiction began again. Now I try to hide it, keep it in my closet, only play at night . . . I mean, what would people think of me if they knew I loved playing FPS from the mid-90’s on a Mac? I have DOOM 3, Far Cry, UT 2004, the latest and best for PC . . . but I keep coming back to Marathon. I . . . use those PC games to hide my true love.
Dr: Do you have a girlfriend? Any girl you’re close to?
Andy: Um, why should that matter? I mean, no, I don’t, not right now I mean, but I really don’t see how that's relevent . . .
Dr: Ah, I guessed as much.

(Note: Due to the high probability of demeaning comments, the comments feature has been disabled for this post).


Marathon


TOZT Flamethrower!


They're everywhere!


Marathon 2: Durandal


Marathon 2 battle


Marathon Infinity


Ouch


My bedroom & Alienware PC


Secret closet Macintosh


A moment of weakness

Thursday, August 05, 2004

“When Music is the One Thing that Surrounds You . . .”
O.A.R. 7-24-04 Universal Lending Pavilion, Denver, CO




Warning: this post may offend some readers . . . well, some parts should offend everyone . . . parental discretion is advised.

Joe and I left our house at 3:00 PM and drove to Ryan’s house. It was raining pretty hard, and the fog cut down our visibility. By 3:15 the three of us were on I-25, and the traffic was horrible. I guess people were afraid of hydroplaning so they only went half the speed limit. We listened to O.A.R. for awhile, but since the three of us are die-hard fans, we’ve heard the CDs so many times that we put in some Pete Francis after awhile.

I picked the top five O.A.R. songs I hoped to hear at the show:
1. Delicate Few
2. Here’s to You
3. Untitled
4. Risen
5. That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

Despite the traffic, we arrived in Denver and made it downtown in good time. We could see the Universal Lending Pavilion from the road (it’s hard to miss, since it’s a giant white tent), but we had a little trouble getting to it. We pulled up to the Pepsi center right across the street and a parking attendant helped us. He mentioned that Eric Clapton was going to play at the Pepsi center in a few hours. We all thought that that was pretty cool. After we parked, we walked over to a nearby gas station and bought some hotdogs for dinner. We ate as we walked to the ULP main gates and joked about having explosive diarrhea during the show.

We were two hours early, and we were some of the first people in line. Our timing was perfect; I had wanted to arrive at the gates four hours early, but that would have been unnecessary. Since we didn’t have anything else to do, we sat on the ground and talked until the gates opened at 6:30. Most of the people in line were there to see Howie Day. I’m still not sure if Howie Day was one of the opening bands for O.A.R. or if they were double-headlining. At 6:30 the gates opened, and the three of us raced inside even though a couple of security guards yelled, “hey! Don’t run!” We made it to the rail and prepared to defend our spots against hordes of insane fans. It wasn’t easy with all the pushing. We were only a few feet from the stage, right in the middle, basically the best possible location. It was still an hour until the show, so once again we had to wait.

At one point I heard a lot of shouting behind us, and it looked like a fight was going to break out. A security guard in the pit jumped up to the rail and demanded to know what was going on. A few people shouted at once that a guy in the crowd was peeing on people. The guard asked the accused man if it was true, and he nodded. It was so strange, because he looked like an average guy. A few guards grabbed him and took him over to a waiting police officer. A few minutes later a guard returned and wanted to know who had been peed on. A rather large lady raised her hand, and the guard instructed her (despite her protests) to push her way to the rail and climb over. She kept whining about how she didn’t want to miss any of Howie’s performance. To say the least, it was not easy for this woman to make it over the four-foot tall rail. After a few pitiful attempts, the guard finally made her sit on top of it, and he pulled her over backwards. She was so frightened that her expression would have looked appropriate on the face of a first-time bungee jumper. When she returned later on, she had to climb back over the rail, and Joe helped her (he was almost crushed by the woman’s beefy hands on his shoulders).

Matt Nathanson and his band opened the show, and I am excited to report that they rocked. I really enjoyed the band’s sense of humor (I do not necessarily condone it, but I did laugh more than once): For a couple of his songs, he encouraged the audience to sing along to some famous 80’s “power ballads.” They were all extremely talented, especially Matt. He had a great voice and was a terrific guitar player. The highlight of their set was when Matt brought Marc Roberge (lead singer of O.A.R.) onstage for a song.


Matt Nathanson

During one of their last songs, Matt suddenly stopped singing and told his band to quit playing. I thought it was all part of his act, and from the expressions of the people around me, I wasn’t alone. Once the music died down, he pointed to the far end of the pit and said, “Gentleman with the shaved heads in the back, do you have some sort of problem?” Everyone turned to see a group of five skinheads waving their arms in the air angrily, obviously heckling Matt. Matt placed the microphone on its stand and said, “Alright, if you want a fight, let’s go.” He was really, really angry. Marc Roberge ran from the side of the stage and tried to restrain Matt. The skinheads pushed past security guards to the front of the stage. Matt was screaming at them, and they were screaming at him. I was only a few feet away from it all, but I still had no idea what it was all about. With the none-too-gentle urgings of security guards, the skinheads backed off and left, and Matt hopped back onto the stage. He apologized, tossed a few crude insults at the skinheads, and began playing again.

After Matt’s set, Howie Day came on. When he and his band walked onstage, I’m sure that at least fifty women in the audience fainted. He’s one of those artsy, smooth, tousle-haired guys that drive the ladies wild. He wore a Modest Mouse t-shirt (haha!) and sunglasses, much to my amusement. The band was a lot better than I expected, and I greatly enjoyed the performance.
Joe bought one of his CDs a few days later. The lights went out as the band exited the stage, and people began chanting “O.A.R! O.A.R! O.A.R!”


Howie Day


Howie Day & band

When the lights came on and O.A.R. walked onstage, we were immediately slammed into the rail as the crowd surged forward. It was more than a little awkward, since a group of girls was behind us and we were about as close as humans can possibly be (still, I’d rather be squeezed against a female than a male any day). The crowd was pushing so hard that I was afraid that a few of my ribs would be broken against the rail, so purely out of self-preservation, I pushed back. The girl directly behind me screamed and began pounding her fists on my back. I gave up and let the crowd have its way with me (or something like that).




Halfway through the show, two girls behind me and Ryan begged us to trade places with them so that they could be against the rail. At first I suppressed my natural chivalry and pretended not to understand what they were saying because I didn’t want to give up my hard-earned spot. Since we were right next to a couple of gigantic speakers, it was simple to feign partial-deafness. They attempted to persuade us by appealing to our masculinity: i.e. they promised to give us their phone numbers, said that they just wanted some guys to protect them from the crowd, suggested that we should enjoy pressing against them, and a few other ridiculous ruses. They were disgustingly transparent. I knew that they would keep annoying us until they got their way, and I just wanted to enjoy the concert, so I said as much to Ryan. The girls were pretty short, so we wouldn’t have trouble seeing over them, so we told the girls that we would trade places with them. We counted to three and then all four of us tried to squeeze our bodies around each other. It must have been highly entertaining to see from a distance. Ryan, ever the ladies’ man, put his arms around the girl he had traded places with. I just stood there and tried my hardest to keep our bodies separated by a respectable distance. The girls thanked us.


Benj Gershman (O.A.R.)

Deciding to trade places with those girls was the biggest mistake I made all night. Within ten minutes, I slowly began to drift farther from the rail. A nearby girl had seen me trade places earlier, and she began to make fun of me for giving up my place. That made me feel a lot better; Not only was I slipping away from Joe and Ryan and the choicest spot in the whole place, but a smart-mouthed girl was laughing at me! The girl I had traded places with realized that I was being forced back farther every second, and she turned around and extended her arm toward me. I grabbed her hand and she attempted to pull me back, but the press of the bodies around me was too tight to move anywhere but backwards. I gave up, resigned to the fact that I had made a foolish mistake and wouldn’t be able to get back to the rail.


Richard On (O.A.R.)

I soon found myself smashed against a girl who looked like she was about fifteen or sixteen. She lit a marijuana pipe, inhaled, and offered it to me. I declined (of course!), and she shrugged. The only problem was that she was at least a foot shorter than me, and the smoke drifted right into my face. I’m sure I would have been in a . . . euphoric . . . state soon if not for an unexpected savior. A severely drunk man who probably weighed close to 300 pounds slammed into me, sending a shockwave through all the people around us. He was headbanging and generally acting like a complete idiot. I tried to get out of his way, but there was no place for me to go. The lady next to him said to me, “can my boyfriend and I move in front of you?” I said yes (not like I had a choice), and she guided him around me. They were trying to reach the rail, and they were not encountering much opposition since the lady’s boyfriend was so huge. A guy with dreadlocks a few feet from me noticed what they were doing and didn’t like it at all. He reached out and punched Big Boy in the back. Big Boy turned and looked at me, as if I had been the one foolish enough to touch him. Dreadlocks pushed him again, and Big Boy swung around to face him. They began shouting at each other and pushing. Marc Roberge, singing onstage, noticed what was going on, and he stopped in the middle of a song and looked directly at Big Boy, Dreadlocks, and me. He said that we’re all here to have a good time and there’s no need to get rough. I agreed completely.


Marc Roberge (O.A.R.)

I finally began to relax and enjoy the concert . . . at least until I felt someone caressing my posterior region. I looked over my shoulder and saw a lady with a beer bottle in one hand. She winked at me. GAH! And to make things even worse, her boyfriend was right next to her! He looked like he could pick me up and throw me without any trouble at all. I decided to ignore her as best I could.

Every few minutes, someone would crowd surf above me. It was an interesting experience to hold someone above your head and pass them to another person. After the show, Joe told me that Big Boy had crowd surfed and had fallen right onto the concrete.

Chris Culos

The most uncomfortable event of the evening occurred near the end of the show: a girl was trying to move toward the stage, and when she passed me she decided to stay right in front of me, for some reason. That reason soon became apparent: she wanted to dance. And she didn’t want to do any curtsey-arm’s-length-apart-let’s-drink-a-Coca-Cola-and-hold-hands kind of dancing. After a couple of minutes a truly embarrassing situation occurred, the single most embarassing moment of my life (it’s far too painful to describe here . . . perhaps you’ll hear it from me another time).

Some highlights of the show: Matt Nathanson came onstage and sang a U2 cover with O.A.R. I’m not sure what the song was called, since I’m not a U2 fan, but I had heard it before. The coolest part of the whole concert was when O.A.R. did a Pearl Jam cover: Release. It was so amazing to see one of my favorite bands play a cover of another of my favorite bands. O.A.R.’s most popular song, That Was a Crazy Game of Poker, was a lot of fun to hear live. It seemed like the whole audience knew the song, so everyone sang along. Another incredible part of the evening was the final song: Anyway. Marc gave a long speech about friendship, then he introduced a long-time friend of the band: an African American, Robert Randolph. He had a pedal steel with him (and if you don’t know, a pedal steel is an instrument similar to a guitar, but it rests on a horizontal board and is played with fingerpicks). It was the most exhilarating moment of my music-life (or something like that).




When the show was over, I found Joe and Ryan without any trouble. The girl I had traded places with noticed me and apologized for letting me get pushed back. She didn't give me her number, though . . . what a surprise. We were so thirsty after seven straight hours without anything to drink . . . and we had to pee desperately, so I suggested that we get out of there as fast as possible.

The drive home was as crazy as the rest of the night had been. The three of us were bruised from being shoved into the railing, we were half-deaf from over four hours of standing next to the speakers, our legs refused to work properly, and our clothes reeked of beer, cigarettes, and perfume. Getting out of the parking lot proved difficult because of the scores of drunk and high people wandering around. After awhile we made it to the highway, but we all had to get something to drink, so Joe took the closest exit. Unfortunately for us, he exited by the Park Meadows Mall, and everything was closed (it was midnight, after all) and there wasn’t a gas station in sight. We decided to get back on the highway and try another exit, but we encountered a bit of a problem: the on-ramp was closed for construction, and we had to take a detour. We unwittingly missed the detour and spent half an hour lost in the Inverness business district. The whole area was dead, and Joe was so irritated that he made a few illegal U-turns and various other minor traffic indiscretions.

That was definitely the greatest concert I have ever attended. Frightening as it was at times, haha.

Setlist:

1. Windy City Man
2. Risen
3. So Moved On
4. City on Down (with Matt Nathanson)
5. King of the Thing
6. Wonderful Day
7. Heard the World
8. Delicate Few
9. Lay Down
10. Night Shift
11. Release (Pearl Jam cover)
12. Hey Girl
13. Dareh Meyod
14. That Was a Crazy Game of Poker
Encore
15. Anyway (with Robert Randolph)

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Revenge of the Family Night

Last night my dad returned from dropping my cousins off at the Denver airport and announced that we would still have Family Night. Since it was fairly late already and we had all had an extra busy day, we assumed that family night would be postponed. My dad made it clear that every Monday night we would have Family Night, No Matter What. Joe was playing poker at a friend's house, so my dad called his cell phone and ordered him home immediately.

On his way home, Joe had a frightening experience: he was driving down a street close to our house when a deer jumped out of a nearby field into his lane. Luckily, the van in front of him hit it, but Joe almost rear-ended the guy. When the deer hit the van, it flipped over the windshield and landed on the median. Joe pulled over and asked the van's driver, a large black man, if he was alright and if he needed to borrow his cell phone to call for help. The guy was so irate that he didn't even respond. The front of the van was a bloody ruin. Joe later told us that he was considering passing the van a few moments before the deer ran across the road. If he had . . . well, family night wouldn't have been the same without him.

Sunday, August 01, 2004

And so it Ends . . .

Our family reunion ended yesterday, and all but two of my relatives have left (my cousins fly back home tomorrow). This week has been so fast-paced that right now it seems like a blur: every day since Monday, I've gotten up at 5:00 A.M. or earlier and spent every waking second doing something physically draining (hiking, fishing, rafting, listening to my whiney cousins, etc.). It's been an awesome time, but it was not a vacation by any means (if you define 'vacation' as a chance to rest, that is). Once I catch my breath, I will post a lengthy narrative of this week's happenings (with cool photos!).