What Are You Talking About?

A friend of mine told me that they read on this very site that I've decided to form a new band. I honesty have no idea where that fallacious idea came from. A band? Ridiculous! I have enough to do already without having to write music. So, let the rumor die here: there is no band. If anyone even mentions this again, I'll send Tough William over to your house to help clear things up. Now, let's all just move on and forget about this nonsense, alright?