Thursday, June 10, 2004

Be Patient With Me . . .

I've decided that I need to stop and think for a full two minutes before I say anything. Tonight at dinner, my Dad said, "So, does anyone know what tomorrow is?" I quickly replied: "Just another day." My Mom and Dad laughed, and my Dad said, "No, it's Mom's birthday!" Gah. Yes, I think about two minutes of thought should be about enough time to avert mistakes of this sort.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're so smooth. It's no wonder you've got the ladies flocking around you in droves.

Oh, wait. That would be me.

-Blame Jared

Anonymous said...

Jared's *so* hot.

Lulu Belle

Andy said...

Who the hell is Lulu Bell (no rhyme intended)?!?!?

Anonymous said...

One of my host of adoring fans . . . *apparently.*

Don't ask silly questions.

-Blame Jared

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're just about as good at remembering important events as I am.

<* PossiblyBob *>

Anonymous said...

Andy is far better than that Jared fellow!

--Claudia Schiffer

Anonymous said...

Wait, sorry, I thought Andy was the one with the glasses. I meant Jared, of course.

--Claudia Schiffer

Andy said...

Claudia! Wait! I wear glasses too! But only at night when I'm at home!

Andy said...

Well, I think this post wins the award for most-irrelevant comments. Good job everyone who contributed!